13 FCB players, one week to go…

…and the Angry Master League Nerd brings the very ending of the whole story:

PIZZA is back

Official: Pizarro returns, 1-year deal

In EURO 2012 preparations, only Robben played and the Netherlands lost to Bulgaria at home, 1-2. No Bayern players featured in Germany’s 5-3 loss to Switzerland. (Shaqiri didn’t played also)

These are some of the so-called EURO 2012 favourites?

WHAT A LAZOR by Kroos!

Auf Wiedersehen to Olic, Pranjic, Usami, Breno, Sattelmaier. Just a see you later to Petersen who is going to Bremen. Butt doesn’t count because his last game was against Stuttgart.

Schande Dahoam

No title, no history, Chelsea won during penalties.

Lahm, you were great today

Schweini, you didn’t deserved to miss the decisive penalty

Ribéry, great season, shame you left injured

Tymo, Boa, Contento,  nice job

Kroos, good job considering you was playing out of position

Gomez, needed to be more objective

Müller, as Gerd, scored. Didn’t deserved to be taken out

Van Buyten, it’s not your fault. Good effort

Olic, was well until missing that penalty. Bad last game

Neuer: LEGEND and total badass with that penalty

Robben, get the NSFW out of here, BITTE. I’m tired of your choking

Jupp, great job, i trust in you

Uli and Nerlinger, you know what to do. Lack of depth killed the season. We must work with a larger squad and more bench options

5chande, saved by the girls

I don’t give a damn about the last round of Bundesliga, a 4-1 win at Köln which featured the home team relegated, chair barbecue by Kölner fans, i’m upset because of the Pokal finale.

By the way, did Bayern even apeared to play in the finale? Another time BVB won, but this time, 5-2? WTF? To worsen the things, Neuer screwed in a goal and now Koan Krew is having orgasms.

But nothing was lost: the Women section won their very first DFB Pokal EVER, defeating FFC Frankfurt 2-0. Glüchwunsch frauen!

Now let’s wait till 5aturday, when hi5tory will be made.

Renaming this blog to Happy Champions League Finalist during the next three weeks

Highlights

The penalties

THE EXTRA POINT ATTEMPT IS SO GOOD IT'S HORRIBLE

 

JAWOI BOYS, FINALE DAHOAM!!

LA BESTIA NEGRA screws Real Madrid once again! We’re going to THE FINAL! Chelsea can wait, EUROPA IST ROT

 

Total number of damns given about BVB’s Bundesliga title: 0

So BVB is champion again

Bayern defeated Werder Bremen (thank you Naldo and Ribéry!) 2-1, but Dortmund won 2-0 in the Game of Borussias. 

Talking about Bremen, the possible return of Pizarro became a trending topic once again in Minga.